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Ello blazers NFKRZ here
How you guys doing today?
Ohh wait...No no t-t-that's not how you say it
How you guys doing- *laughs*
That's right guys, Snow Fuck his hair
here and today guys welcome to a brand
new video in which we're gonna be
discussing something pretty interesting.
Now today I'm not going to discuss any
relevant youtube drama because, uh, it seems
like everybody fucking hates it now
because literally about two or a month
ago nobody fucking cared if I made a
video about something relevant, but it seems
like everybody just fucking hates it now
*sigh* those great times when "CARS SEX" and "SEXY
HARDCORE GIRL GAMERS ON YOUTUBE" and
"WORLD'S SEXIEST GIRL WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME"
was not considered cancerous content
What a time! What a- what a a time that was.
But now, as soon as I upload a video
describing my thoughts about a certain
relevant topic, I usually just get called out
for jumping on the bandwagon and shit
like that, so, I'm not gonna do it today okay.
*PPAP cancer music* I have a noose!
I have crippling depression
UHH!
Suicide!
And I don't know why me making a video on a relevant topic
is getting hate because this channel's like
WildSpartanz for example who has
literally set the Guinness fucking
record for the amount of fucking rants on
his channel. Just kidding though, I actually love
WildSpartanz- I think, he- he good bro.
Today I just want to revive a dead series
on my channel because I used to
tell you guys a lot of Russian shit all
the time, you know, stuff about Russia
things that happened in the Russian YouTube
community and stuff like that and that's
what I want to do today now today I'm
not going to be specifically talking about Youtube,
but the topic I'm talking about is still
going to be kind of
related to Youtube. So today guys I
just in general talk about movies and
films starring youtubers and of course
specifically russian movies and films
starring youtubers. Now you probably
already know guys will be getting into
because pretty much every single fucking
movie every single film that stars some
kind of YouTuber in it,
it's complete fucking trash because most
of youtubers they contact with share
they look incredibly cringey and just
just completely unfitting in the whole
movie aesthetic and on the big screen
and it's just really bad
most of the time this movie's fail not only
because the director is a fucking retard
or that the jokes are bad, but you know the
jokes are fucking bad most of the time
let's be honest. But, yeah, most of the time
it's not even the directors are the
writer's fault, most of the time it's literally the
fault of the cast itself
of those youtubers who was supposed to
be the stars of the movie because the
way they act in their movies is just
complete fucking cringe. Now, I know what you
guys are gonna say no fucking is you you
probably even worse than any other
youtuber you've actually tried to get
yourself on the big screen
you're gonna suck so bad there's not
gonna be sucking anymore it's gonna be
fucking deep throating. Deep throating that
shit so how did you gonna gag and then
fucking vomit all over your desk
Sorry, that went a little bit too far are you gonna say
"NFKRZ, you yourself suck dick"
well that's not true okay because myself
I proper good at acting. Just just check out
this video and tell me I'm not a fucking
born actor like you just guys keep
customers say that couple that said this
one and I pronounce this one to browse
this one I've never once said it was
good English never once said I was good
at English and I'm sick and tired of being called a
fucking copycat! I just wanted to leave
I just wanted to leave this fucking
Russian community that I was in for years
and I finally did, but you fucking won't leave
me alone! [The Russian Pig Squeals]
yeah that's right guys, that
fucking emotion those realistic
realistic just sprays of spit coming
out of my mouth
no no fucking youtuber can do that except
me - NFKRZ
subscribe. But yeah seriously though, guys, most of
the movies coming out that's have
youtubers in them all movies directed by
youtubers has been created by youtubers
they're complete fucking trash like like
just remember fucking Smosh: The Movie
for example like you remember that
absolute fucking abomination of a movie
I think like I was honestly don't be
surprised if Smosh: The Movie is been
shown to prisoners in North Korean
concentration camps as the means of
torture like that's that's probably a
likely situation is probably what's
happening right now we just don't know
it but I i bet a bet that's real like
what is the next in line fucking Laid In America?
Like the title alone is fucking
retarded 'Laid In America' like can you
just come out with the worst fucking
title the entire plot of the movies that
to retards who are Casper Lee and KSI
applaud their virgins who come to
America to get laid that's the same time
topic that's the entire theme of the
entire fucking movie and then
KSI just promotes the fucking movie
everywhere like a video called
"Small Balls!!", and in the description you have
'Get Laid In America on DVD here'
yes seriously they're fucking URL to buy
the movie is "Get Laid Now"
what a great fucking business decision KSI
KSI: finish us, finish us in the comments Say how fucking shit this movie's gonna be! [bad movie]
Say "Oh my god! It's another YouTube movie!"... GO FUCK YOURSELF. [thanks, KSI <3]
NFKRZ: No, KSI, shut the fuck up. you porcupine looking ass.
Your movie is absolutely fucking dreadful.
So you know, whatever guys it's pretty obvious YouTube movies
are pretty fucking bad but we haven't
entered the territory where really want
to go. And that territory is
Russian YouTube movies [oh shit]
and that? That is just undescribably bad. Just to give you
guys a little bit of an idea how bad
Russian movies are really, just look at
this couple of clips:
yes pretty much every single show or
talk show on watching television is a
complete carbon copy of its western
counterparts and this formula stays
true for movies as well because the
movies that have been released right
now in Russia - comedy movies - they're cancer
they're basically the same level is
something, let's say, like American Pie
so basically a lot of sexual jokes that
are not even fucking funny and just been
edgy and controversial for the sake of
being edgy controversial this modern
Russian comedy movies that are coming
out right now I can't watch a single one
of them without you know having suicidal
thoughts about five minutes into the
movie. The movies are so fucking bad that
there are even channels that are literally
devoted to just reviewing bad Russian
movies and those channels are
hella successful. So I guess you guys got the
idea by this point: Russian movies, y'know
Russian comedy movies, modern movies are pretty
fucking terrible but what happens we
actually combined bad YouTube movies
like let's say fucking 'Laid In America'
or something or Smosh: The Movie when you
combine that with a bad Russian movie
and put bad Russian youtubers into it you
just make the ultimate cancer cake
I don't know that's even a saying but
I just invented it. so here we go making
Making videos with youtubers has not been a
very popular practice in Russia recently,
But it seems to now be blowing up
because there's been one movie
already released, uh, with youtubers in it
and it's pretty fucking bad as expected
pretty much but i wanted today talk about
not that movie, but I will mention it in a little bit
I wanna talk about another movie that is
you know coming out soon and there's a
trailer for it and as you can see by the
like to dislike ratio, the movie is very, uh...
definitely very high-quality! Let's watch it!
[Speaking Russian]
URRRRAAAAGH!
So, so far it's been five minutes into the fucking trailer and already I want to fucking kill my self.
We got, the, first of all- terrible fucking acting
Second of all we've got the fucking
royalty-free rock indie rock music
in the background that- that
obviously everybody LOVES
and that makes every fucking piece of shit product or
movie seem cool and- and fun! But I don't
know if you can really blame the youtubers for this,
because no fucking youtuber has
been good with acting
except NFKRZ, obviously.
But the biggest fucking problem with this movie
is that the youtubers that are invited
to take part in this movie who are, you know,
the main stars of the movie, right
who people are going to go to see this
movie for, they don't even have their
fucking own voices in the movie.
They have been voiced-over. Seriously, yes.
Apparently, you know, the acting that
they produced was SO fucking bad that they had
to hire professional fucking voice
actors so that they would talk over the
actual voices of those youtubers.
This guy for example is one of the people
who is going to start in this movie, EeOneGuy,
he's basically the biggest issue but
in Russia has about 10 million subs
almost. Here is his real voice, and here is
his voice in the movie
[Speaking Russian in a high pitched annoying voice]
[Speaking Russian in a completely different voice. Not as annoying.]
It's completely fucking different! And I don't
fucking understand this, okay. I don't fucking get this.
It's fucking retarded, imagine if
PewDiePie starred in a movie, right? And
you go to see this new movie with
PewDiePie in it, and you see PewDiePie
in the movie he starts talking and all you
hear is "ELLO BLAZERS, NFKRZ HERE
HOW YOU GUYS DOIN TODAY?!"
Like, being a fan of PewDiePie, is that what you want to hear
from fucking PewDiePie? I-I-I doubt it is. But
this is the exact thing that they're doing with this movie,
which is a complete
fucking flop.
[Speaking Russian]
So guys if you haven't caught on to it yet, this is basically the shitty
Russian version of Unfriended. You know
Unfriended basically had the same
shit with people sitting in the skype
call whatever talking to each other. But
here it's just copying and it's more in the
comedy genre, rather than the horror
that Unfriended is supposed to be. Well
Unfriended is kind of shitty, to be honest
but it's supposed to be horror.
Well, they fucking copied that entire thing.
They just threw in, three- one of the- one of the three
biggest youtubers on an entire Russian
youtube, and three- probably one of the
worst Russian youtubers on this
entire website, and now using their name,
their fucking selling it, and they're
probably going to make millions, so
uh, this is- this is how you make money in 2016,
everybody. And once again the idea is
fucking stolen from the West, like every
single other fucking TV show or movie or
something that's been made in Russia
today. You know, the movies that were
actually being released in the USSR
they were actually pretty good movies. Now
the Russian movies they're- they're just
complete shit. Most of them are- are
really really fucking bad.
So, to conclude, guys, just d-don't fucking
watch movies that star youtubers in them.
You know what because these cunts like KSI,
they're already fucking filthy rich,
they're driving their fucking Lambos and shit
like that. They don't need any more money,
okay, so, uh, don't- don't watch their terrible movies,
don't give them any more money
don't give them a platform to defend
themselves! And- and if you happen to be
Russian, don't fucking Russian movies and
don't watch Russian YouTube movies, which
is like 10 times worse than even Russian
YouTube movies and that's- that's a
fucking achievement.
So yeah kids, I'm not fucking AVGN, I'm not
Nostalgia Critic, I'm not
yourmoviesucks.org, but i still have to have a
voice, and, uh, trust me
Russian Youtube movies and Youtube
movies in general, they're- they're just
really fucking bad. Anyways, guys, that's pretty much it for
this video today. Thank you so much for
watching it, I hope you did enjoy.
I'm sorry for having a little bit of a
shitty upload schedule, but you know,
university, uni work is fucking my asshole,
so, you know I have to compensate a
little bit and upload less regularly.
But i'll be back soon again! And yeah guys
thank you so much for watching this
video! If you did enjoy it, please make sure
to just slap the motherfucking like on this video.
And I will see you guys in the
next one.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACEEEEEuhhh.
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